Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize