im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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