Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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