What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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