dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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