Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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