I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
After last night, I could never be a politician.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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