There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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