im having a threesome with these popsicles
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You ruined the universe
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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