Don't you send me to vm
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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