The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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