he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
