Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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