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what?
penguin condom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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