She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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