only if we run a train.
done.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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