I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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