WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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