My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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