They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The air was thick with penises
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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