I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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