Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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