it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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