I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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