She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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