Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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