I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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