i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
