Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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