he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I think I sprained my soul last night
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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