You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
and she was petting her beer can
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
