I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
love makes seman taste better
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it ðŸ˜
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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