why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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