Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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