Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
we should paint friendship bongs
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