For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I wish there were birth control emojis
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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