he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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