He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
What a dumb baby whore.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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