he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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