It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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