if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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