i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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