take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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