fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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