your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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