i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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