No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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