There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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