nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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