glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
